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A Loveset great


You are more than my sight for you see what I bear of your life in my eyes.
 And so I walk blind to myself illumined by my eyes that burn with the fire of you.

 You are more than my hearing for you hear what I bear of your voice in my ears.
 And so I walk deaf to myself full of your tender inflections.
 Your voice alone!

You are more than my scent for you smell what my nostrils bear of your odor.
And so I go in ignorance of my own aroma, exuding your perfumed precincts,
a sudden garden of you!

 You are more than my tongue for you taste what I bear on my tongue of you alone,
and so I go insensible to my flavors tasting the delight of yours,
 the taste only of you.

You are more than my touch for on me you caress your caress and spill over.
And so I touch on my body the pleasure of your hands set afire by mine.

And I am only the living mirror of your senses.
The faithfulness of the lake in the volcano’s throat.










You dont know me.

Today I got some presents!!! Bosnian wear if you may.
I used to work with this bosnian lady who is a regular at my work.
So today when she came she had some pressies for me that she bought
down in Bosnia.
I honestlly have to say that I didnt like them atall.
A ugly pair of jeans and the worst design in a top you have ever seen!
Im very happy that anyone would give me anything but this wear was just horrible.
Haha!
I also got some chocolate so it wasnt half that bad!

Fina and Henke came and played some bingo.
The didnt win anything,Buhu.

I also heard that I am probablly getting laid of.
Thanks to the women I work with [they are total gossip ladies]
for this wonderfull information.
No work - no pay
No pay - no rent
No rent - no home
This is terribly worrying.
I dont know what I am going to do.

Other fun news...
I chipped another tooth.
Its  fucking expensive to go to the dentist so Im going to be
a tooth less lady by my 30th birthday.

Some actual good news..
I won 45 euro at a gaming site yesterday!
Stupid to gamble with the little money I have but I had a hunch
so I went for it with succses.
I lost my Internet for 2 days...2 whole days!!!!!!! and now im
on-line again.
And tomorrow I am going to bartend at my friends birthday party
in Helsingör.
So loads of desperate times meet - loads of fun and games.



Progressive tunes all night baby!




Boom,boom,like a rocket going of to the moon.

This week Ive been a good girl.
I promise,Ive been behaving.

Not so many adventures for my weekdays but alot for the weekend and the past
weekends that have been.
The upcomming  weekend is a big mess when it comes to my plans.
I just have to many!

My friend Lorin is having his birthday bash in Helsingör on saturday and I got
an invite by Nicole to atend a rocker party in a hillbilly town of my region.
No im not telling you were...its to embaracing to be true.
The worst part of my plans are in a economiclly speaking term - BAD.
In my head I want to go to Malmö this weekend for some sushi and social
visits.
I only have one day to do all of the above and its saturday.

Well,we have to see what I decide.
And so to next week.

On thursday im picking up my friend Mr Bunny at Kastrup airport!
So next weekend is gonna be a total killer.
On friday its the mexican evening with Bunny,Jiser and Pedro playing some
grooves = Toll partying all night looong.
Jiser and Pedro are comming to!! Im so happy.




And Staurday its Katzenjammers at Inferno in town.
The best part is Bunny staying at my place! I love my mexicans.
Thats why Erix calles me "Mexa-häxa" the mexican killer spider woman.
So stupid but loads of fun.
Its all going to be an amazing adventure!!




And the weekend after that we are going to see Volbeat in Lund.
Its was my valentine gift from Fina!!
She was probablly tired of me nagging her about wanting to see them!
It all started this summer when I met Kimutzu and c/o.
They were talking about Volbeat and singing there traxx all Thsitraka so
miss nosy music lover Melissa downloaded some traxx and fell in love.
And now thanks to Fina im going to Rock out with my cock out at there gig!



The distant future!!!








Valentines day is comming,were are you my Love?

This holiday that we call Valentines day is oh well,over exposed.
I know that for a fact but I feel like I always do - In doubt.
I dont have a valentine as usual but I do have my friends to share my love with.
Every year I send some of them cards,both by mail and email.
This year im sending a card to a cute guy.
I hope he likes it.

Anyway.
Im going of to work soon for the first time in a week.
Yesterday when I was suposed to work I had to go home again after
being yelled at by my boss.
I understand him even if I think I didnt do anything wrong and he was
being unfair.
Thats just the way it goes I guess.

The past week has been filled with strange people both on and off-line.
I got a guy that stalked me by Facebook just the other day.
He is a quite well known man in my town and I actually am suprised that
he could be such a stalker.
He even got jealous about my neighbour....who is one of
his best friends.
He tryed to invite himself over for dinner at my place and I had to tell
him that I was in love with someone else,and some
parts of that are actually true.

If someone wants to be with me and is open about it sure Im not inhuman
I like that too but when they get to close to quicklly it bothers me.
So he was a big bore.
Besides he dosnt do anything for me sexually,nothing atall.
I hope noone gives him my msn...that would equal bored times.haha.

Otherwise I have come to the fact that I need a physical relationship
with a man - and soon.
Ive been so uptained with Arj Barker the past week and it has made
me realize that I have these fake relations with men in my head.
There is nothing wrong with being a dreamer but from time to time
you need reality.
This is starting to sound like a call of desperation and I asure you it
is not.
I have my fare share of admirers,stalkers and horney guys arround me
but noone that uptaines my level of satisfaction.
I know who I want - now its just a question of getting him aswell.
Why is that so hard?

I will keep my daydream alive.
I have hope that someday...someway when I have lost him in a crowd
I will shout -Were are you my Love?
and he will anwser -I am right here,beside you.

I belive in miracles!!


My Valentines e-card 2006.


Going back



Im off to work again after being home for a week.
Wish me luck and that everything still is the same,I would hate if we had some
changes when I was gone.
Laters.




You give me fever.....-Conditioner! I dont know what you do! but your bloody expensive!



Its not just my cold that has given me fever the past week.
Arj is putting spells in my mind to.
No man has ever made me laugh so hard and so long as Arj has.
His best material must be when he is doing his stand up rutine called
"Soap scum" witch can be watched on his Myspace.

Soap Scum


The Betty Vegaz project is under the making of a Arj tribute!
Directing it into a "Flighties-Tribute" were we give Dave,Arjs character
all our attention and loving.
So hopefully our little comic skit tribute "Im in love with Dave Mohumbhai"
will be finished before Valentines.
Because I seem to have a problem with my microphone.
Well we will give it a go!

Awsome as some of us would say...





the best of Arj -






Flighties rule!!
-Hello,yeah I´ll be right over girls.




Hey this is funny,it doesnt meen that I smoke Maruijana!!!!
Medical maruijana is legal in some parts of the US and these guys live there
but who cares..they smoke.Whud evah!
Doug Benson who is in the MJLouges made a documentary called "Super High me"
with the same rule as "Super siize me" and you all know how that went...hahaha.



and you have to admire a guy who loves cats...its just the way it is!
Arj Barker we love you!!






@Home with a fever.

I totally got the flu.
This has been my agenda -
thuesday - I worked until 16.00 with a fever! It wasnt that bad
but when I got home boy did I pass out from 17-23 and then from 00-03
and then 04-17 today! dizzy wizzy!
Its a good thing Im not working until monday morning.
I feel like home made shit.

Another good thing is my comfy sofa since its gonna be my hobby
to lay here and sneeze,cough and try to re-group.
Oh poor me.
well I have the company of these great guys:









Nothing makes you feel better than a good laugh!!
Now some more tea + 12 hour sleeping.
*sneaaaaazeee*



"Tribute to the 7 deadlly sins of man" Mr Vanity




Sin No.2
Vanity.

This is a portrait of Imer Shipshani aka Mr Vanity.
I chose him to symbolise this sin because of the way he makes me vain.
When ever I am arround him I feel like fixxing my hair,putting on lipgloss and
being the beauty that I am.
He is like a reflecting mirror and he makes me love myself almost to much!
Overall he makes me want to kiss the mirror and always boosts the narcissist in me.
Pure Vanity.

"Vanity is the fear of appearing original: it is thus a lack of pride, but not necessarily a lack of originality."
"Vanity well fed is benevolent. Vanity hungry is spiteful."


So far Mr Lust and Mr Vantiy in 3 days work + the johnny one.
Effective creativity - thats me.

The sins go in the colour of my feeling towards them.
Lust is black and white because me Lusting him is simple, like seeing the world
in black and white.
People have asked me why these specific colours so I felt the need to explain
myself here in project zone.
For you who dont now Purple is the real colour of lust and passion.Not red.

Vanity is Red because of his entnicity.He is from Albania and is very proud
of that to and so he is painted in black and red.
Easy peasy.



Size doesnt matter!!!!
My sins are all equals.

And on the topic of being creative Ive written lyrics and fixxed some nice
instrumentals for my bootyrap project
"Betty Vegaz - In the Ho´s ass".
Im serious even if the lyrics arnt.
I will post the EP when its ready.
I think im going to jamm later on today and work on this project.
Im gonna get Fina to do the backup vocals to.

The fun has begun.

The weekend.Work,party and hanging arround.

Friday -
Had the day of.
Deliverd the Johnny painting.
Drank beer and had a laugh with Karl-Henrik and c/o.



Me and beer..a seldome seen sight or not?



F**k YOU! Karl-Henrik!



Rodrigo was passed out before I even got there.
So I TP:d him...



Kriss,Peter and me wanted to dance sing and do anything.
All for fun and laughs.



Freddy didnt get any pizza so he had to go home and munch some.



The neighbours put this note in the letterbox arround midnight.
To earlly to complain on a friday night.
And Kecke thought it was a sweet note....I dont get that,at all.



Kecke and Louis jammed a bit.
We tryed to wake Rodrigo up with the base.
With no sucsses.


Sour grapes and old wine!!
Kecke and me go for the gold and bittersweet sour posing.
Our new found classic.


Saturday -
Work.
Social visits @ Keckes,Dans and some random meet and greet with old friends
in my old hood @ "kvarteret Lyckan".
+ Hanging out at Finas place drinking wine and missbehaving!!



Its Sagas birthday tomorrow and to celebrate they are having a kid-party
with cupcakes,balloons,tiaras,hats and loads of candy.
To bad im working tomorrow.
I would love to play with 10 sugar high and crazy kids,jumping,screaming
and lunatic dancing!

Happy Birthday sweety! Auntie Melle Korv loves you!



I always smile when I get pizza,who doesnt!



Yum yum...give me more.



Fina loves her new painting so much she wants one more!
Im more than happy to make one million more for my friend.
Im glad you enjoy Johnny.



Saga and me.
Saga is a real wiking,she never gets cold or freezes.
Auntie Melle korv is trying to cover her up and warm her,even if she doesnt
need it!!



Wiggawam attack!!



Saga loves to dance!
Shake it sweety.



Strong and brave! my motto.



Okok I do like horses,maybe to much??




Fina lover herself,oh miss hotstuff.



And we do love "Bajsminen".
A way back internal joke between Rebecka,Fina and Me.



Peeka booo little naughty Saga.
She is the craziest 5 year old ever,great job raising her.
I love it.



My mother always warned me for flashers.
But little did she know her own daughter woud grow up to be one.



The family that I love.



Even if the cupcakes had specific names on them I had a hard time chosing one.
I wanted Li´s one,but she ate it herself.
Grandpa,Henrik and Li came over for some coffee.
I was to lazy to take any "hi im eating a cake pictures".

So now I have to find a present for Saga.
Something crazy to fit a crazy little girlie.
Happy 5th!!

And just for the record =
The "flasher" and so on dirty stupid pictures are shot after Sagas
bedtime!! we may be naughty but no bad influences.





Finas Lust



Now its finished.
My new painting that my friend orderd.
Because of my "7 deadlly sins" collection we decided that I would
make her a Johnny Depp one.
So here is her Lust.

I am very pleased with the results and I hope she will enjoy having someone
staring at her when she is at home.

Tomorrow I am going to buy some more canvas so I can get going on the
second,third,fourth....and so on,sin.

I have to note that I am satisfyed with the result of my Lust to.
I shared a few words with the man on my portrait and he told me that
he got blushed by my words.
I think if someone wrote theses things about me and painted my portrait
I would blush to.
A natural,sweet and nice response.
I hope he enjoys the painting aswell as my Lust.

And I got great reveiws on the whole idea and practise of my new collection.
I love Feedback!

Now some rest and regrouping before the morning.
I can hardlly wait! Give me canvas now!









Bathtub!!!



Right now I wish I had a bathtub.
Showering bores me.
Bubbles in both the tub and my glass,soft music,a good book and
some chocolate truffles to gob on!!









"Tribute to the 7 deadlly sins of man" Mr Lust starts the countdown.





In the nearest future I am going to have an art exibition with
"Tribute to the 7 deadlly sins of man" as topic.
A symbolic 7 piece art exibit with sin as its fundation.

I have been dying to make a tribute to the men that insipre me in life.
And im finally ready to do so.

I have asked three of the men Im painting for permission and I got
the thumbs up from the deadlly sin "Lust".
And I just finished that portrait.
The other two still havent answerd.

The Idea was that these men stimulate the particular sin they have been posted.
Here are the men and the sins they stand for:

Lust - Christian Persson
Pride - Levent Palmqvist or LR.. They both stimulate anger aswell.
And I dont care for there aproval!
Vanity - Imer Shipshani
Envy - Hugo Riveroll Fuster
Gluttony - Carlos Valdez
Anger -  Dan Ryttgens
Greed - Fredrik Sörensen [My brother]

These "sins" make the beauty in living.
Forbidden fruit and dangerous emotions crossing your heart and leaving you cold
but still breathing.
All good things come in 7.

-LET THE SIN BEGIN!!

Sin no1
LUST
.
I chose Christian for my Lust portrait because of His physical beauty and charm that
makes me weak,giggly and behave like a really naughty girl.
My lust spreads right threw me and surrounds me and the fantasy of him
and me in a Harlequin passion VS Tella novella type of scene.

He is an amazinglly beautifull man and with what little I know
has the personality for it to.

I have never experienced this type of lust before.
Its insane and probablly deadlly.


Akrylic paint and golden deatails tend to be hard to photograph.





And the sin tribute continues.
When I have all 7 ready its exibition time.
And hopefully I will have some photographs ready by that time to.
Give me a month,two at the tops.

Trams och svenska.




Vilken svordom använder du mest? fisk!!!

Äger du en iPod? nope har inte råd med sådanna leksaker.

Vilken tid är din väckarklocka inställd på? 8.30 eller 13.30 beror på om jag jobbar f.m el e.m

Hur många resväskor äger du? en,det var väskan min mamma kom till sverige med. Den och en LP spelare under armen.

Använder du flip-flops? ja klart

Var köper du dina matvaror ifrån? city gross för det mesta,fast jag är kass på det där med mat.Lever mest på kaffe,vin och cigaretter.

Skulle du hellre ta bilden än vara med på bilden? jag är hellre med.

Vilken var den senaste filmen du såg? Hank & Mike,sen kanske någon skit film på tv hos Freddy.Brukar inte min...den är gömd i garderoben..aka "jag har ingen TV"

Du är ledig. Umgås du helst med en hel barnfamilj eller med en vän? beror på.En ensamstående mamma eller 2 har jag i vännskapskretsen.Kul att leka med kidsen dock föredrar jag att leka med vuxna.

Om du vann på lotto, vad är det första du skulle köpa? En egen vinranch och Resor!!! kanske en projector.Helt klart ta körkort.

Har någon någonsin kallat dig lat? ja händer nog varje dag.

Tar du någonsin medicin för att hjälpa dig somna snabbare? när jag har tandvärk ja.

Vilken CD ligger i din CD-spelare just nu? Ingen.Är för lat för CD/LP/MD de står mest och dammar...annars lyssnar jag
på Franz Ferdinands nya ganska frekvent.
 
Vilken är världens bästa artist/grupp just nu? Tactical Sekt och Franz Ferdinand.

Har någon berättat en hemlighet för dig den här veckan och i så fall VAD? Jag fick uppleva den i lördags...porca madonna!! men den är hemlig.tröge.

När var senast någon stötte på dig? Natten till söndag nu i helgen,det var mer än en...men så är det när man är full,villig och singel.Dessutom är alla sugna nu när man är deffad.

Vad åt du till middag senast? Bakad potatis med tonfisk och Feta + vitlöksås igårkväll.

Använder du huvtröjor? knappt,klippte av 2 hättor bara förra veckan.

Kan du vissla? Ja! fast dock med munnen inga busvisslingar med fingrarna

Vem var den senaste som ringde dig? Fina såklart!

Vilken är din favoritåkattration på ett nöjesfält? sockervadds ståndet! HA!

Tror du folk pratar bakom ryggen om dig? jag är inte naiiv och tror det motsatta.

 Vilket riktnummer befinner du dig i? 0418

Tittade du på tecknat när du var liten? hände.Tittade mest på DJ Cat eller MTV

Hur stort är ditt närmaste köpcentrum? vem fan hänger på sådanna ställen??

Hur många syskon har du? 2st.En syster och en bror.

Är du blyg inför det motsatta könet? Beror på.Är jag intresserad JA är jag det inte NEJ.

Vilken film kan du alla replikerna till? kan en del Satungen aka Problem Child och mycket Little Nicky.

Äger du några band t-shirts? 3st Depeche,2st VnV Nation,1st Hocico...nått skit Ivan tryckte för Svenska Akademins pengar...och en HIPPHIPP..om det räknas?

När flög du senast? sep 2007 från Italien till tyskland,nästa planerade är Barcelona el Berlin i maj.Beror på var Carlos befinner sig.

Hur många stolar står kring ditt köksbord? 4st

Läser du för skojs skull? ja och för att stimulera fantasin såklart

Pratar du några andra språk? Engelska vilket eg är mitt första språk,sen kan man väll en del tyska,danska + artighet och svordomar i kanske 5-6 språk

Diskar du din egen disk? Ja, när jag måste

Har du gråtit offentligt? ja självklart inget att skämmas över.

 Har du en stationär dator eller en laptop? både och men använder min laptop

Försöker du alltid lära dig nya saker? ja ofta,tänkte lära mig spela piano inom kort.

Vill du just nu göra några tatueringar eller piercingar? Jag vill göra en synth på höger underarm och jag har en stjärna jag gjorde själv i 13 års ålder som sitter på magen.Piercingar har jag inte längre men vill ha en ring i läppen på sidan,har haft i mitten av läppen och näsan.Ni kan tro mamma gillade kedjan mellan näsan och örat när jag var 16!! haha

Tycker du att killen borde bjuda på första dejten? varför inte,kul att vara tradiotionell även om det är löjligt och ska jag
vara ärlig är jag ganska fattig så JA TACK.

Kan du kasta macka? jag bor vid havet! vad tror ni?

Har du någonsin varit på Jamaica? nope inte mitt första resemål i sikte heller.Det och Thailand kan nog vänta ett X antal år.

Vad har du med dig in på bion? dricka...jävligt viktigt.

Vem var din favoritlärare och varför? min bildlärare Kerstin som jag hade på högstadiet och senare på gymnasiet.För att hon var ödmjuk och gav oss elever fria händer.Hon är en inspiration och hon lärde mig mycket om mig själv.

Har du dejtat någon av en annan religion? ja mitt X Levve är ortodox men inte aktivt troende.

 Vad har du för väder? ingen aning,lungt och stilla verkade det vara innan när jag var ute iaf.

Har du en blogg?  DUH http://www.melissa.blogg.se

Vilket var ditt favoritämne på gymnasiet? Engelska för att jag var grym! såklart.Fick 1 fel på nationella provet,tyvärr kom jag 2 på hela skolan.Sen klart bild och form,musik och teater.

Gillar du att flyga? det är mysigt med luftgropar!!

Vilket personlighetsdrag är ett måste hos en partner? ödmjukhet,intelligens,humanitet och ärlighet ligger högst på listan.

 När sov du senast på golvet? förra veckan,tisdag till onsdag.

Vilken är din favoritdrink? jägermeister redbull!!! och riktig Absinthe

Gillar du din boende-situation? ja men det är för dyrt! + i kanten för bästa grannen som är min storebror och hans tjej :D

Vilken är din mammas hemstad? född i London uppvuxen i Weymouth och Bournemouth.

Din pappas hemstad? Helsingör,Danmark

Hur många timmar måste du sova för att kunna fungera? olika 10-12 vissa dagar och ibland inte alls på 2 dygn.Oftast mellan 3-7h

Är dina dagar fullbokade och stressiga? verkligen inte.

Hamnade du ofta i trubbel för att prata under lektionerna? alltid,jag klottrade..snackade skit och skickade lappar till mina kompisar.Jag kan aldrig hålla truten.

Vilken är din favoritfrukt? mango,körsbär och Guava

Bryr du dig om antalet kalorier i det du köper? aldrig,löjligt.

Hur gammal blir du nästa födelsedag? tjugoARTON.

Är du petig när det kommer till stavning och grammatik? beror på om jag bloggar eller inte,där skriver jag på engelska men man stavar fel ibland och formulerar mig bakvänt dvs på svenska

Tror du på liv på andra planeter? favoritserie Farscape...vad tror ni?

Vem var den sista personen som gjorde dig arg? en bingokund som var racistisk.I do not like that!

Tror du att Gud är man eller kvinna? vem bryr sig.Är agnostiker men tycker att idealbilden att gud är en man får räcka.

Vad var det senaste du åt? ett marabou amigo som jag njöt tillsammans med mitt Primitivo Allegro!

Kommer du bäst överens med personer av samma kön eller motsatta? oftast bättre med män men jag börjar tveka.På senaste har en del av mina "gammla killkompisar" stött på mig vilket gör mig dessvärre lite manshatisk.
Kul med tanke på min "Tribute to man" utställning inom kort....LER.

Hur valde dina föräldrar ditt namn? dem bråkade.Pappa sa -Hon ska heta Isabella! medans mamma sa -Jag bestämmer ...Melissa it is! varken jag eller min bror har mellannamn.Dock är han döpt efter min mors farbror och syrran efter mors moster.

Gillar du senap? Ja speciellt Dijon!! gärna honungs.

Vad säger du till dig själv när allt känns svårt? Jag är stark,jag kan och jag har talang.

Skulle du någonsin hoppa fallskärm? ALDRIG! jag har bekanta som gör det.En har brytit bäckenet 3 ggr + båda benen,armarna och nacken.Den andre har gjort en bröstförminskning pga allt hoppade.BIZARRT.

Vilken karaktär från en film påminner mest om dig själv? ta alla Tenenbaum barnen och korsa dem med Satungen, Adrian [Little Nicky] + Lily i "How I met you mother"

Har du någonsin köpt något från eBay, vad var det senaste i så fall? jag vill köpa en midi synth guitar på ebay,har dock inget kreditkort...fisk.

Tycker du om att krama folk? ja det är mysigt.

Skulle du säga att du är trendig? jag sätter trenderna BITCH:

Äger du en digitalkamera? ja 3st..en som fungerar måttligt.Dem flesta har väll en nu?

Vilka kändisar har du blivit jämförd med? Fergie [prinsessan inte sångerskan],Nicole Kidman,Ricky Lake,Courtney Love och Annie Lennox mfl.

Stör det dig om någon säger att dom ska ringa men inte gör det? Ja klart..ofta är det en man som man suktar efter.

Vilka böcker, om några har fått dig att gråta? En komikers uppväxt bl a..men sen har jag inte läst på länge.Man kan ju inte direkt gråta till Harelquin passion böcker.

Tycker du att du är attraktiv? Ja annars kommer ingen annan tycka det,dock kan jag inte ta en komplimang.

Vad är du allergisk mot? pälsdjur,rök,damm,bananer,apelsiner och kondomer.Typ allt jag gillar..hahaha.

Får du dåligt samvete efter du ätit kött? ja jag hatar rött kött,det är svinigt.Jag vill bara äta sådannt jag vet att jag är kapabell till att jaga,slakta och rensa själv utan att må dåligt.Med det blir det mycket fisk och kyckling.

Om du var född av motsatt kön, vad hade du hetat? Malcolm,precis det namnet min son ska få.

Vem av dina bloggisar vill du helst veta allt detta om? Dem som orkar! dvs alla you fuckers!!!

Idiotiskt. :D

Vill gärna påpeka detta faktum:
Ni som läser min blogg bör inte ta åt er i onödan.
Har fått en del reaktioner av "WTF!CP skada" inlägget.
Jag syftar inte på någon av er där ute som läser min blogg.
Min blogg handlar ju om mig,mitt liv mina tankar och mina idiotiska påhitt from time
to time...
Klart finns där alltid tankar kring underbara vänner och härliga män.
Därav skrivet i ett krypitiskt format.
Jag är inte rädd för att hänga ut någon här.
Och kommer det mer kritik och spekulationer kommer jag just göra detta.
Men vill ni att bloggen ska handla om er så kan ni lyda detta råd = Skaffa en egen!!


"Vi glömmer våra glädjeämnen men minns vårt lidande."

 Marcus Tullius Cicero

Tant Melle Korvs weekend.



Weekend edition.
Saturdays finest:

Person: Fina and her crazy drunk ways,shes worse than me! I love her.
Suprised show up: Matej showing up 3 in the morning for the afterparty.
Snack: Salmon and creame cheese mini sandwiches and pizza flavoured
grizzinni.
Drinks: primitivo Allegro red wine sangria,GTs made by Micke and the
free Jägermeister shots some horney guy bought for me in the bar.
Party traxx: Deelite - Groove is in the heart,Die Form - Slavesex!
and Franz Ferdinands - Turn it On
Old friends: Nina and Bagan laughing and having a blast
Men: My brother being a maniac,Kristoffer [shown on the pic] nominated
for being funny and sweet.The two 20+ guys fighting for my attention..
one of them won a snog! congratts.
Patrik being brave enough to touch my laptop,how dare he! haha
Fights: Fina being mad at some sleazy guy outside the club,-Hey fuck of you creep!!
while he went -Im going to stand here and stare at you!!
Melissas: Dancing arround pushing people with her huge bag and shoving a girl
from the behind and then just smiling falselly - Oops.
Clothes: My see threw blue top [I didnt know..] Finas dress that kept falling off.
Afterparty: 3 guys and Melle Korv laughing in bed,drunk as idiots.
Leftovers: 4 bottles of wine, Bacardi rum and a bottle of vodka.

Comments: things drunk people say....

Kristoffer - Melissa did you really shoot a mouse?=(&%#!!!???
Rebecka: - Didnt you know? Melissa dumped her cat in a garden when she got bored.
Me: -Maybe I did,I dont like red meat.

Kristoffer: -You look like a pinup! pose slutty for me! [so I did]
Freddy [My borther] - He came before she even started to suck! please dont talk about
fucking,Melissa.
Me: -Freddy always talks about when he has sex with his girlfriend when she is
sleeping! squizeing in between her cheeks and rolling her into a "Knullbulle"
[Knullbulle = Fuckball]
-And he says I cant talk about sex!!
Fina -LEMME BANG!!!
Nina: -SLAVESEX!!
Bagan: -Oh no its Melissas roskilde tapes!
Simon: - I want that one,I want that one too..fuck I want all!! [my paintings]
My own: -You are only 20+ and Im actually 30- I could almost be your mother!
-You can call me Tant Melle Korv.[ Tant Melle Korv is swedish for "Auntie Melle Sausage]
Ålen: -You look really hot nowadays,maybe I should dump Caroline so we can get it on?
Carro: -Freddy was a fat baby!
-Ål! come and sit here!
Ålen: -But Melissa told me I should sit here!
Mikaela: -When we were children I told Freddy that he was nice,he got so angry that he
shuved and pushed me everywere!
Nicole and me: -Freddy dosnt like to be called nice!
Anonymous:
-Your never to drunk to fuck.
-My boobs are for everyone so what do I care if he squezes them?
-I have to take a taxi and get my underwear,I cant stand it!
-Dont go! Im naked man.
-I dont care if she dosnt say hello to me anymore,she has NO TEETH!!
-Somebody took a dump,fucked and pjuked in there so If I were you I would
stay out here.

Jägermeister guy: - I never buy drinks for girls!
Me: - Too bad your never getting laid!
JG: -What are you drinking then?
Me:-Jägermeister baby! hurry up im getting boored.
I drink up and say - Your friend is the guy I like,see ya.


A special thanks to :

Freddy and Nicole,Emelie,Özgår,Johannes,Kristoffer,Bagan,Nina,Rebecka,Fina,Patrik
Steven,Gustav,Matej,Mikaela,Angelica,Simon and his girl,Micke,Nicklas and more.
For comming and having fun with me at the pre and post party.

To bad you didnt show up:

Åsa,Helen,Bengan,Eldin,Diana,Dimmer,Christian,Mia,Jenny,Madde,Anna,Petrah
och Anders.

I think there is going to be a party here and before Jiser and Pedros gig in Hbg the 27th feb,
maybe on the 7th...just for fun!

Photo Impressions.











































What left to say?
I guess HAHA!